{"id":787,"date":"2005-11-15T20:07:27","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T20:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.qdraw.nl\/2005\/11\/15\/sinterklaas_mop\/"},"modified":"2017-07-03T18:21:42","modified_gmt":"2017-07-03T17:21:42","slug":"sinterklaas_mop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/grappen-en-moppen\/sinterklaas_mop\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinterklaas moppen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Sinterklaas moppen.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Jantje zit bij Sinterklaas op schoot en Sinterklaas tikt met zijn vinger op de neus van Jantje en zegt; &#8220;Jij houdt van snoepjes he, dat zie ik aan je snoetje.&#8221;<br \/>\nZegt Jantje; &#8220;Jij houdt vast niet van tandenpasta h\u00e8, Sinterklaas.&#8221;<br \/>\nDe Sint lacht en vraagt; &#8220;Hoe zo dan Jantje.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nou dat ruik ik aan je adem.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Sinterklaas en de Kerstman  zitten samen aan de bar. Zegt Sinterklaas tegen de Kerstman: &#8220;Geef mij maar een biertje!&#8221;  <br \/>\nZegt  de Kerstman: &#8220;Ja daag, ik ben Sinterklaas niet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sinterklaas moppen. Jantje zit bij Sinterklaas op schoot en Sinterklaas tikt met zijn vinger op de neus van Jantje en zegt; &#8220;Jij houdt van snoepjes he, dat zie ik aan je snoetje.&#8221; Zegt Jantje; &#8220;Jij houdt vast niet van tandenpasta h\u00e8, Sinterklaas.&#8221; De Sint lacht en vraagt; &#8220;Hoe zo dan Jantje.&#8221; &#8220;Nou dat ruik ik&#8230; <a class=\"view-article\" href=\"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/grappen-en-moppen\/sinterklaas_mop\/\">Bekijk artikel<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[623],"tags":[1287],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grappen-en-moppen","tag-mop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/qdraw.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}